B. Hussein Obama, the Grand Tyrant, has issued an Executive Order mandating “Lifestyle Behavior Modification!”

Yes! The Grand Tyrant has mandated that the federal government now has the right to stick its ENORMOUS nose right directly up each and every one of our rectums and inspect our eating habits, (among other things). AND it’s open ended. It only STARTS with “smoking cessation, proper nutrition, appropriate exercise, mental health, behavioral health, substance-use disorder, and domestic violence.” It grants the Grand Tyrant the right to expand the list at any time, instructing the newly created council and coming massive bureaucracy to “carry out such other activities as are determined appropriate by the President.”

And thus the door is open to the re-education camps promised on the campaign trail! Today it’s re-education on “lifestyle behavior modification.” What’s next? Whatever is “determined appropriate by the President.” Oooh! Speaking out in favor of freedom! Guess what’s now covered! Ouch! Opposing the Grand Tyrant’s agenda! You’re next! It’s been “determined appropriate by the President.”

Now, of course, every single bit of this executive order is illegal, but the Grand Tyrant addressed that in the opening paragraph:

“By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, including section 4001 of the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act (Public Law 111-148), it is hereby ordered as follows:”

In other words, even though the Constitution specifically prohibits the following (9^th and 10^th Amendments), it specifically supports it because I, the GRAND Tyrant say so, and besides, the Health Care Takeover Act grants me any power over your life that I desire!

David Limbaugh said it best:

“Under this administration — and every administration that follows, now that socialized medicine has enveloped our society — will everything be reduced to a calculation of dollars and cents? Will we tolerate any manner of government control over the most minute aspects of our lives under the rationale that we have to improve our lifestyles to get healthier so that health care costs don’t bankrupt us? Does liberty mean nothing to us anymore?”

The Auburn Journal noted:

“Now, President Obama is going to seek medical advisors who will be charged with modifying lifestyles and behaviors of those citizens he deems unhealthy? ‘Paging Dr. Kevorkian! You’re wanted in the White House STAT by President Obama!’”

You haven’t heard about this, you say? Well OF COURSE NOT! It paints the Grand Tyrant in realistic light! The mainstream media won’t tell you about it! Do a Google News search. There is not one peep from a recognizable news organization. BUT, the text of the order is there (and in the link above). The information outlets that The Grand Tyrant is right now trying to shut down are still available to get the word out. Of course, that may not be the case much longer. Even though a federal court has ruled that the FCC may not impose “net neutrality,” The Grand Tyrant ordered them to do it anyway through subterfuge. The DIC (Douchebag in Chief) ordered the contrivance of reclassifying “internet service providers” as “telephone companies” so that the FCC can control…er…regulate them.

Back to David Limbaugh:

“There is no excuse — none — for any existing or prospective congressman to fail to comprehend the magnitude of the revolution that is now occurring inside our government. Any candidate who downplays or whitewashes the gravity of the ongoing assaults against our liberties must be defeated. Any congressman who suggests we can just tinker around at the edges of Obamacare [and I would add every other element of Obama’s agenda] and strip away its most noxious provisions — as opposed to ‘repeal and replace’ — must be defeated.” (emphasis added)

Hey! We can all stop worrying about the Gulf oil spill now! WOO HOO!

Obama, the brilliant one, the smartest man on the planet, the Grand Tyrant, has the issue WELL under control now.

What has he done?

WELL – he sent Eric Holder, his Attorney General, to meet with Gulf State Attorneys General to discuss who to sue! Yeah. That’ll help. CLEARLY, all we need to do is sue the hole in the ground and sentence it to healing itself! And you thought we needed scientists, or people who had actually seen an oil rig in their lifetime to solve this one! Or maybe distracting BP from the issue at hand will somehow help?

There’s even a Plan B: It’s simple! Call in the Hollywood scientists! Yup. Obama called Hollywood director James Cameron in to discuss how to plug the oil spill. Apparently, Cameron knows more about oil than BP and more about deep sea exploration and deep sea robotic manipulation than the people at Woods Hole Oceanographic Institute, the people who actually found the Titanic, triggering Cameron to make his movie, and to whom Obama has NOT spoken about the issue to date.

AND, if all else fails, Robert Reich, economic advisor to B. Hussein, the man who famously said that we should just kill old people because they’re “too expensive,” has declared that Obama should put BP under temporary receivership! Yup. Obama should FINALLY nationalize the oil industry, starting with BP. What would that do, you ask? SIMPLE! As everyone knows, the idiots in Obama administration, who have never worked a day of their lives in the private sector, CLEARLY know more about the oil industry than does British Petroleum. They, and only they, can figure out how to resolve this crisis! Why haven’t they spoken up then? Well – because they weren’t in charge. Being in charge makes all the difference – apparently?

And besides! As soon as Obama’s name goes on top of the BP organization chart, that hole in the ground will recognize it and miraculously heal itself! After all, Obama told the world that his victory in the Democrat primary “was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal.” If the simple fact of his nomination was enough to begin healing the entire planet and lowering the oceans, why, who could even question what putting his name atop that org chart would do!

By the way, Reich is currently a professor at Berkeley – busy filling the heads of our future leaders with such nonsense! God HELP America!

Oh – and by the way – the Saudi’s have a solution that has been working for years. Their 1993 800 million barrel spill was cleaned up and a full 85% of the recovered oil was usable (the remainder being consumed in the filtering and processing). The lead engineer on that project is even an American, who recently attended an Obama speech where the Grand Tyrant claimed to be “trying everything.” Also, Kevin Costner has been investing millions of his own dollars for years into oil centrifuge technology and he and the company that developed the equipment have been trying to get clearance to try his separation technology to clean up the spill before it hits land. They have been trying since the 2nd week of May. Now the oil is hitting the coast, and they’re still waiting.

Why are they still waiting? Well, perhaps it’s because, as Obama said, he has been in charge all along and must approve anything tried – and he’s just been so busy planning (and then enjoying) his two vacations and the upcoming gala party with Paul McCartney at the King’s Court to bother with anything as tedious as leading the country.

Or, perhaps it’s the more likely reason, that Obama hasn’t figured out how to take the most political advantage of a solution yet. At present, it is still more politically beneficial to ignore solutions while attacking BP and the entire oil industry. After all, he’s already used this one spill (the 2nd SMALLEST oil spill since 1991/92 just to put it in perspective and counter the propagandists) to prohibit the off-AND ON-shore extraction of American oil – furthering his dream of getting us all back on horseback. As the Grand Tyrant’s Chief of Staff, Rahm Emanuel, said – “You never want a serious crisis to go to waste.” Clearly, there’s still more political hay to extract from this crisis before allowing a solution to occur.