Ok. So Obama lacks the telescreens, but the dictatorial attitude is the same. Even George Orwell would be terrified!

The Obama administration has declared, on the official White House blog no less, that all those who have not attained full bellyfeel for His planned socialist takeover of our healthcare system, and thereby all details of our very lives, are guilty of crimethink and must be reported!

There is a lot of disinformation about health insurance reform out there, spanning from control of personal finances to end of life care.  These rumors often travel just below the surface via chain emails or through casual conversation.  Since we can’t keep track of all of them here at the White House, we’re asking for your help. If you get an email or see something on the web about health insurance reform that seems fishy, send it to flag@whitehouse.gov.

Well — REPORT ME!!! Go ahead! Make My Day!!! We STILL have a 1st Amendment! Obama has not officially soaked it through with his constant urine stream upon our Constitution!

AND…by the way… see Section 163 of the House bill for the authorization for Government Almighty to stick their enormous noses into your personal bank account and complete electronic transactions. So much for Obama’s lie #1 - “spanning from control of personal finances.” Is it still crimethink if it’s been proven true? Oh…yeah… OF COURSE!!!

How about Obama’s lie #2? - “to end of life care?” Gotta go all the way to Section 1233 for that one! Section 1233 discusses periodic “end of life” counseling sessions which will be required for all seniors every 5 years, or more often if diagnosed with a serious illness or involved in a life threatening accident. Sort of reminds one of the Oregon case a couple years back where a cancer patient was notified that the State Health Care system would not pay for her chemotherapy treatments, but that they WOULD pay for euthenasia drugs! Remember Obama’s words to the daughter of a 100 year old pacemaker recipient that maybe we should just tell seniors they should forget surgery and “just take the pain killer.”

Now, I realize that I have just committed a SERIOUS thought crime here. I have written what is clearly the truth, as supported by the very document Obama admits having not read but is the official document about which he is making his own misstatements, but what The Obama does not want his subjects to speak! Report me. The worst He will do for a first offense is probably a trip to joycamp for some re-education. It will probably take at least a second offense before it’s off to Room 101!

So, as we all go forth to listen to our Democrat Senators and Representatives instruct us to engage in Hate Week against the insurance companies, remember: Be on the alert for thought crimes as egregious as the one I have made here, and IMMEDIATELY report the thinker to The Obama at flag@whitehouse.gov. Big Obama IS watching, but only with your help.

For reference to the Newspeak used in this entry, see the online Newspeak Dictionary at http://www.newspeakdictionary.com/ns-dict.html

To read the House bill for yourself (BE CAREFUL - don’t let The Obama know you’re reading it), see http://energycommerce.house.gov/Press_111/20090714/aahca.pdf